keysmashwastaken

keysmashwastaken @ 2025-06-18T22:06:00

2025-06-18T21:06:14Z

Music? Thumping. Blood? Pumping. Crowd? Jumping.

You know how these things work- but a top level with preferences or a top level.

Thread out some sweet club action!

( Some prompts, if you need them. )
...But do what you want, it's a club.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2025-06-07T18:40:00

2025-06-07T17:52:10Z

Help Wanted!

HOW to PLAY

Top-level with a quick ad for a job that needs filled. Optionally, add some details about said job in the body of your post. No blank top-levels!

Looking for assassin.

Babysitter needed. Experience is a plus.

Musicians wanted!!

Anyone who responds is here for an interview! Boom! That was easy!

Play out the hiring process, but don't be afraid to reject the candidates who don't have what you're looking for. Not everyone can be a winner.

Have fun!

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Never understood why they call them classifieds but post them publically.

2025-03-31T20:58:04Z

Help Wanted!

HOW to PLAY

Top-level with a quick ad for a job that needs filled. Optionally, add some details about said job in the body of your post. No blank top-levels!
- Looking for assassin.
- Babysitter needed. Experience is a plus.
- Musicians wanted!!

Anyone who responds is here for an interview! Boom! That was easy!

Play out the hiring process, but don't be afraid to reject the candidates who don't have what you're looking for. Not everyone can be a winner.

Have fun!

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keysmashwastaken @ 2025-03-31T21:37:00

2025-03-31T20:37:35Z

Help Wanted!

HOW to PLAY

Top-level with a quick ad for a job that needs filled. Optionally, add some details about said job in the body of your post. No blank top-levels!
- Looking for assassin.
- Babysitter needed. Experience is a plus.
- Musicians wanted!!

Anyone who responds is here for an interview! Boom! That was easy!
Play out the hiring process, but don't be afraid to reject the candidates who don't have what you're looking for. Not everyone can be a winner.
Have fun!

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keysmashwastaken @ 2024-06-04T20:41:00

2024-06-04T19:41:54Z

Plenty of characters have superpowers. Superheroes, monsters, mages, the limit is the imagination.

What if you happen to have a dirty imagination?

Post your character to the meme, not with a blank top-level, but with a description of their powers, potential for perversion, and any other preferences you may have.

Then get freaky.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2024-02-25T12:08:00

2024-02-25T12:15:14Z

Ass? Tits? Worthless fat. Show us your hard-won gains.

1) Post your character with some kind of evidence of their muscles. Image, video, icon, description...

2) Reply to others complimenting, competing, mocking, and put a number on it if you want.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2024-02-10T20:01:00

2024-02-10T20:03:05Z

Don’t leave a blank toplevel. Leave at least one challenge your character has made. Reply to others, rise to the challenge.

E.g “Judo throw me.” “Beat me in a drinking contest.” “Show me something I’ve never seen before.”

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-10-14T23:06:00

2023-10-14T22:06:15Z

Lost in the Labyrinth

You awaken in a seemingly endless maze, an infinitely stretching impossible corridor filled with doors. Behind each door is another mystery. Things are there with you. What was that noise? How long have you been here? Time has lost all meaning.

Post your character to the meme with any preferences. It's suggested you write a starter about how they're dealing with their new life in the infinite corridors. Note if they are a newcomer or have been trapped here for years. Reply to others as they encounter each other.

Whenever a character opens a door, introduce a creature, phenomenon, environment or resource. A few are listed below for inspiration-
( Prompts )

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-09-27T20:29:00

2023-09-27T19:48:49Z

keysmashwastaken @ 2023-09-27T17:26:00

2023-09-27T19:29:40Z

Lost in the Labyrinth

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Introduction meme

2023-09-12T20:30:18Z

The Introductions Meme

1 ) Post your character to the meme. They're at some kind of social gathering now!

2 ) Reply to someone your character has a relationship with, be it canon or from other memes, with how they would introduce them to someone else.

then

Reply to someone your character doesn't have a relationship with, using one of those introductions from others as a springboard.

3 ) You may also choose to reply to the introductions of your own character, now with the knowledge of how they would be introduced! This is a meme, not a cop.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-08-13T20:50:00

2023-08-13T19:54:45Z

Welcome to My Place

1-] Describe your character's home, be that a single room or a massive mansion

2-] Reply to others- you are now in their home. Open up with an opinion or start rearranging their Lego sets.

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The Time Warp Meme

2023-04-13T19:28:58Z

An Adventure Meme Through Time & Space

A cosmic catastrophe has occurred without explanation!

Choose a scenario or roll twice. The first roll is the time period your character has been transported to. The second roll is the time period random elements have been inserted into it.

1) The Prehistoric Past!
2) The Dawn of Man!
3) Antiquity!
4) Medieval Ages!
5) Industrial Age!
6) Modern Day!
7) The Near Future!
8) The Far future!
9) End of the World!

e.g 1 & 6 will see you driving a Cadillac amongst the dinosaurs, but 6 & 1 would have a T.Rex in Central Park.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-04-07T15:10:00

2023-04-07T14:10:50Z

The WAL-MART meme

Open 24-hours, in large cities Wal-Mart is a place people show up to shop mindlessly for anything they need. In small towns, it may be literally the only business open after 10pm, making it an unlikely hang-out for locals.

Regardless of where it's located, Wal-Mart always seems to have the strange effect of making time crawl, as the aisles stretch on into infinity, and the tinny in-store music plays on a loop.

RULES:

Post to the meme.
Shop. Anything can be found at Wal-Mart, and in a meme, perhaps that's truer than ever
Get lost in the endless aisles.
Get found in the cafe.
Find a friend. Find an enemy. Find an employee
Have fun.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-03-11T21:49:00

2023-03-11T22:08:17Z

A mere moment ago, you were doing whatever it is you do. Then, something happened that made everything turn black. It might have been as innocuous and short as a sneeze or as horrid and lingering as a truck hitting you.

But now, you are on a cart, hands bound, beside a horse thief, being told you were trying to cross the border and walked right into an ambush. On your way to get your head lopped off.

That's right. It's...

Isekairim

1) Post a top-level with your character's reaction to their sudden transition, and/or skip the intro to have them somewhere else in Skyrim.

2) Replies are from another mysteriously hijacked character.

3) Ad lib.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-03-08T19:49:00

2023-03-08T20:01:45Z

PREDICTIVE TEXT STARTER

This meme requires the use of a mobile device for the top level, but not the threads that follow.

Post a top level. DO NOT LEAVE IT BLANK.

Using predictive text, write the name of your character, and then allow predictive text to form a sentence. That is the prompt replies will work with. Put multiple ones in there, if you like.

E.g. Harry is going to be a great fit in the squad.

Norman is not going anywhere with his injury.

Peter is going through the process of building a strong team.

I made this meme on mobile 😞 thought it would be cute it was painful

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keysmashwastaken @ 2023-03-04T20:45:00

2023-03-04T21:21:18Z

Plenty of characters have superpowers. Superheroes, monsters, mages, the limit is the imagination.

What if you happen to have a dirty imagination?

Post your character to the meme, not with a blank top-level, but a description of what their powers are and what potential they have for perversion and any other preferences you may have.

Then get freaky.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2022-12-30T17:04:00

2022-12-30T17:04:33Z

Compulsive Confession Meme

You're going about your own business, doing whatever it is you do all day.

And then you jam your face right up close to someone else and reveal something- anything that you don't want them, or anyone else, to know.

1) Place at least one secret your character has just whispered into the ear of someone. You may have as many secrets as you wish, in one big blurb or separated for selection- however, it must be something they do not want the world at large to know.

2) Reply to other tags, reacting to that secret.

3) See what happens then.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2022-12-28T16:00:00

2022-12-28T16:53:10Z

Music? Thumping. Blood? Pumping. Crowd? Jumping.

( Prompt suggestions if needed )

...But do what you want, it's a club.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2022-10-06T15:03:00

2022-10-06T14:04:21Z

#1 Post a character, anonymously or logged in, describing an event which ends in FML- Fuck My L

#2 Respond to others, starting the reply with either:

I AGREE, YOUR LIFE SUCKS or YOU DESERVED IT

HERE@TOPLVL

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FML

2022-10-06T14:02:25Z

keysmashwastaken @ 2022-10-04T12:43:00

2022-10-04T11:50:11Z

🕺 Post with your character. They are now volunteering to perform any act they believe they are good at. Singing, dancing, sexual skill, supernatural powers, you name it.

👨‍🎤 Tag around! Many performances need a volunteer, and some of them need an audience, so your aid is bound to aid the performer significantly. Unless you want to throw tomatoes or boo.

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keysmashwastaken @ 2022-07-09T20:08:00

2022-07-09T20:41:27Z

Supernatural creatures have needs. Humans have needs. Sometimes, the best way to fulfil those needs is to fulfil someone else's.

A) Post your character to the meme, noting if they are an employee or client (or open to both).

B) Put a note on there with the sorts of services they want or can provide (be they cute, useful, erotic, whatever you want) and the associated cost. Don't be afraid to AU, if you want to play a vampire just make a character a vampire.

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Welcome to my mind Welcome, enter dream world center

2022-06-18T21:58:53Z

Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself 'what's going on in their head?' Well, wonder no more! Be prepared to enter into a world of obvious metaphor and armchair psychiatry, with the mindscape becoming a landscape!

Top-level with a brief description of your character's mental world, with as simple or elaborate allegory as you wish. It's all about symbolism. Make sure to note any potentially objectionable material and your personal permissions.

Other characters tag in, somehow inside of the mental world. Maybe they're there for a purpose, a mission, an accident or no reason at all. Let your imagination run wild, but here are some optional prompts-

( Options )

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keysmashwastaken @ 2021-12-28T17:31:00

2021-12-28T18:07:04Z

“Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot."

"But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But hating, my boy, is an art.”

There are plenty of love stories out there, but this meme is about its equal and opposite, hate. Well. Maybe not hate, but dislike or conflict.

1) Post your character and the sorts of conflict that's suitable for them. It can be full-on murder attempts between mortal enemies or down to petty bitch eating crackers. Fights or hatesex or trying to hide your hate in public.

2) Seek out others and match up the negatives.

3) Feel the hate.

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